In the world of prose, square brackets are used primarily for clarification: adding explanation or making a small correction. In Porto’s world, [ ] is the near-constant narrator and commentator of all her thoughts and actions. We are told that [PORTO] is Porto’s story, though [ ] does much to steer the ship, to the point where the punctation sometimes has the upper hand. (That in literature square brackets are not supposed to alter the essential meaning of the original statement will likely only bother the most hardcore-ist of grammarians.)
![Noel Joseph Allain, Julia Sirna-Frest, and Leah Karpel in [PORTO] -- Photography by Maria Baranova](https://theunforgettableline.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/noel-joseph-allain-julia-sirna-frest-and-leah-karpel-in-porto-photography-by-maria-baranova.jpg?w=525&h=350)
Noel Joseph Allain, Julia Sirna-Frest, and Leah Karpel in [PORTO] — Photography by Maria Baranova
The audience for this production skews younger than at most off-Broadway houses. Jokes aimed at modern relationships and hipsters who embrace pickled vegetables and toasted garbanzos with their happy hour received the biggest laughs. The breaking of prescribed rules throughout Benson’s script is jarring for those who prefer that their fantasy come with understood guidelines. Some of the inconsistencies are merely puzzling. For example, the character of Hennepin drinks Hennepin ale, but Dry Sac drinks Vodka. It is, however, truer to the way life unfolds: what seems established can be easily invalidated.
The quality of the acting can be appreciated at any age. Julia Sirna-Frest imbues Porto with a realistic combination of determination and hesitancy with which many of today’s young women struggle. As her frequent companion at the bar, Leah Karpel’s Dry Sac delivers loopy 80 proof stories with amusing conviction. Jorge Cordova’s Hennepin is the perfect well-meaning Everyguy. Doug the Bartender is played with measured amounts of drollness by Noel Joseph Allain. Rounding out the cast is Ugo Chukwu who arguably steals the show as Raphael, the waiter with heart and sage advice.
Obie winning director Lee Sunday Evans makes the most of the small space and unconventional storytelling devices. The steadiness of her cast is a testament to her deep understanding of how to tell this story well. Kristen Robinson has replicated a bar setting with the actors in a straight line facing the audience. Porto’s apartment is displayed above, inside a cutout reminiscent of a cross-stitched sampler. This imaginative concept lends an ironic twist to the far-from-traditional-values exchanges that unfold there. Costumes designed by Asta Bennie Hostetter give the characters a lived-in look. Amith Chandrashaker’s lighting and Kate Marvin’s sound support sense of place and movement in a world in which people apparently do not need to open doors.
Whether you find [PORTO] a humorous work of art or say “alright already” like the man in front of me will very much depend on your enjoyment of intellectual play. What you will certainly come away with is an entertainment experience you won’t forget on the subway ride home. The production is presented by the WP Theater and The Bushwick Starr in association with New Georges. Tickets for performances through March 4, 2018 are available at WWW.WPTHEATER.ORG/TICKETS.
I attended the performance of your play, Some Old Black Man, at 59E59 Theaters on Saturday, February 10. Co-star Roger Robinson was out sick, replaced by Phil McGlaston. I understand that Mr. Robinson has been with the production since the beginning and that it is your request that the show not be reviewed without him. Certainly I was disappointed not to see his turn as Donald, but it was a marvelous afternoon nonetheless. I wanted to take this opportunity to applaud your wonderful work in full view of my readers.
The lyrics rely heavily on the use of the F-word. There are also long asides recited over a single note in almost every song. These devices seem lazy given Goodman’s clear and strong opinions. Most non-musical sections bring a smile and several are big-laugh worthy. At a few intervals, Goodman asks the audience to participate, though mine was decidedly shy. Gags include the aforementioned wise vaginas and a team of uncooperative dancing boobs. Of the routines that stem from higher chakras, the right wing cheerleaders (pictured here) are among the most fully drawn. The modern twist on Vanilla Ice’s theme is genius. Another skit in which characters speak in Siri is just right. The only bit that fell completely flat featured two literal empty nesters who contemplate getting hooked on painkillers. This is one topic for which no amount of distance is enough.
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